In French, you don’t really say “I miss you.” You say “tu me manques,” which is closer to “you are missing from me.”

I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb, or an organ, or blood. I cannot function without you.

Best book

did-you-kno:

Source

A penguin in a sweater!!

Oh god it’s me

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laughingsquid:

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Andi! Satan burgers

rkpoetry:

It’s that first day when everyone in the city

is stupid fine. Even the ones who don’t think

they are: s-t-u-p-i-d fine. I can’t help but read

the poem I wrote on my phone a few days ago,

(but never showed anyone) called,

A List of Shit that can Eat a Dick.

I know the guy who wrote that…

gentlemanpractice:

“When you give someone a book you love, you gift them one chapter of the manual to who you are. And how you got that way.”

- Jon Sands

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